For the past year and a few months I have been holding my breath. Today, I exhaled a long, steady stream of stagnant air.
I'd recommend stepping back for a few days and letting that air do its thing in the atmosphere, because I wouldn't want you to breathe in all that I have been holding in, I just wouldn’t be fair.
Instead? Let's meet next Monday at a coffee shop and I'll tell you all about the next breath I'm about to take.
ps- I have bed bugs. Let me tell you, they are not as cute as they sound. And it’s no sort of wives tale, the do indeed bite.